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TRANSGENDERISM is a sickening politically correct fad - or so I thought until I looked inside my granddaughter’s dressing-up box.

IF YOU’RE having a crisis, don’t just reach for any wine. Read our guide to discover the perfect grape-based alcoholic drink to match your problem.

MILLIONS of Britons are in mixed attractiveness relationships. Take our test to find out if you are too.

I KNOW a lot of people think I am a furry whore, but believe me I had my reasons.

ARE you bored of sitting quietly on trains and fancy being a pain in the arse instead? Read our guide to causing maximum annoyance.

DO perfectly normal events make you think you’re ‘a bit psychic’ or even in contact with the spirit world? Take our quiz and find out if you are gifted or a moron.

WANT to sound like you understand Catalan independence but can’t be arsed to find out about it? Just follow our guide.

DISCOVER which relatively small animals could beat you up.

BREXIT must happen due to the will of the British people, but what other stupid things have we voted for?

THE thing that happened to you, or to that person you knew or are related to, is terrible.