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If you young people thought 2013 was the worst year ever, just wait til you get to 2014.

But there once was a time when Miss Kelly Clarkson looked set to finish me forever.

Don't get me wrong: the Tory party loves nothing better than a spot of light titillation.

THE Daily Mash presents a step-by-step guide to hiding out until the madness has passed.

THE sun is out and everyone is going to perish - except you.

As Dostoevsky wrote, 'don't do the crime if you can't do the time'.

AS Britain basks in a brief spell of sunshine, work must be avoided by any means necessary.

A SPARE bedroom could cost you £22 a week, so there's no excuse for letting it lie fallow.