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MORE and more people are now excluded from claiming benefits, so how exactly do you qualify?

WHEN I say PMQs is my worst nightmare, I am telling the truth.

FOX News's recap of what happened in season one of Broadchurch.

DISMAL festive recipes that you will never make, with the emphasis on low cost, political cant and pervasive gloom.

ONE year after too many Breezers, I thought it would be hilarious to nosy Blair's medical records.

VENTURING below stairs in search of a water biscuit, I noticed my man was watching an entertainment on the light channel.

Young Mr Geldof is quite besotted, poor wretch. It wasn't enough simply to take him; one doesn't applaud the tenor for clearing his throat.

SCOTLAND has won the first ever Daily Mash Git of the Year award.

I LOVE weddings because I get to look and feel truly gorgeous.

IF you get bitten by a walker and don't immediately chop the infected area off, you'll turn within 12 hours. Every golfer knows that.