International

DENMARK’S giraffes are the least optimistic about the future, according to a new study.

PRESIDENT Vladimir Putin has banned the meteorological phenomenon of the rainbow within his country's borders.

THE glacier that spawned the 'Titanic iceberg' has denied any malicious intent.

BRITISH people have been wondering why people in Thailand are so into voting.

A SOUTH London curry house has paid $2.2 million for a 25-second advert during Sunday's Super Bowl.

SCARLETT Johansson has defined the modern world as a battle between SodaStream and evil.

THE Pope has reassured the public that doves are utterly dispensable.

RIOTS in the Ukrainian capital Kiev are about trainers, it has been claimed.

THE World Economic Forum is meeting in Davos to discuss what can be done about the rising cost of Pringles.

AN Italian nun has given birth following a visitation from an angel who made her feel like she was the only sister in the world.