Lifestyle

AN unfortunate middle-class family has only managed a handful of expensive holidays since the pandemic began.

SHOULD you cook a decent meal? Nah, you can’t be bothered so just get this random processed shit from the corner shop 20 metres away.

SEPTEMBER is almost upon us which means you finally get rid of your little angels for another term, but it comes at a price – literally. Take out a second mortgage for this lot.  

JUST as it was in ancient Greece, myth-making has become the province of men with enormous facial hair, but this time the myths are shit.

WITH Netflix, Xbox and cyberbullying, today’s kids have plenty to occupy them all summer. But could they survive six long weeks of 1970s boredom?

ARE you a twat whose comforting lockdown animal companion is proving an inconvenience now life’s back to normal?

IF YOU had a car in the last 40 years, you bought this shit and believed it a good idea.

IS your garden middle-class enough to impress and intimidate your neighbours? Find out in our quiz:

THERE are some things in life you wish you were loaded enough to pay someone else to deal with. These will make you angry you're not a millionaire.

LIFE is a never-ending trauma of worry and paranoia. Here are some things that will eat away at you all day long. Enjoy thinking about them.