Lifestyle

THERE'S a heatwave and your disgusting body is pumping out perspiration, including in these surprisingly sweaty areas.

DRAGGING damp sandwiches into a wilderness to be bothered by wasps has been confirmed as the most stressful way to eat a meal.

IF you’ve ever found yourself in a 24-hour Tesco, you may have been spooked by encountering the late-night shoppers that haunt the aisles. Here they are:

HAVE you got the slightest f**king clue when you’re expected to wear a mask after Monday? Take on the messy government rules in this fun interactive game.

GOING on holiday with your new-found freedom? Here’s how to have a bloody good row with your partner, as is traditional.

GOT A car? Sure you do, and it’s broadcasting to everyone what stage of life you’re at with alarming accuracy. Here are the six cars of your life.

YOUR delicate flower has gifts that money can’t buy, but getting those talents to blossom carries a hefty price tag.

A WOMAN who has been calling her upcoming maternity leave a 'year off' will soon be forced to face reality, friends have confirmed.

MIDDLE aged men are designed for sitting down. These are the only times when breaking into a run is acceptable:

DO your in-laws think you’re too common for their beloved offspring? Here are some subtle ways they’ll let you know.