Lifestyle

A FATHER-OF-TWO has admitted he only had children so he could play with Lego as an adult.

A WANKER with nothing better to do is unable not to inform you how many days there are left until 25th December.

IS government plunging your area unfairly into lockdown even though the virus can’t spread between detached houses? Follow these pointers to sail through it.

A MIDDLE-CLASS couple are desperate to have friends round to show off the expensive and tasteful artisan soap they have in their bathroom.

THINKING of moving into a house share because you can’t afford to live by yourself? Here’s the nightmarish living arrangement you’ve got to look forward to.

YOUR Halloween celebrations speak volumes about your social class. Here middle class mum Ellie Shaw tells you how to avoid looking terribly common.

DID you stupidly think you’d be happy and sorted by the time you got to middle age? Here are some unpleasant realities you weren’t expecting.

AN unbearably smug couple have imbued smugness into every aspect of their lives, it has emerged.

SLEEPING a bit too well at the moment? Here are five mad and pointless questions that are sure to keep you up all night.

RESEARCH shows that most adults now spend 100 per cent of their day titting about on WhatsApp. Here’s how to make sure you’re a real dick about it.