Lifestyle

IF there is one thing we can all agree on in these uncertain times, it’s that the Earth is a big flat circle. Here’s how to enjoy a holiday on our massive floating disc.

MANY things in life seem like a brilliant idea to begin with before almost immediately becoming tedious, painful and irritating. Here are some to avoid.

DO you fancy a toot of coke to liven up a party but have no idea how to purchase anything stronger than paracetamol? Here’s what to do.

KIDS have any number of things to entertain themselves with, but they’ll come back to the same tedious obsessions until you never want to see a T-Rex again. Here are some of them. 

TWENTY grown men are irrationally continuing monthly payments towards a stag do they know will be f**king horrific.

NORTHERNERS have pleaded with the government not to force them to go out on the lash in the Midlands. 

A MAN has admitted that, although his evenings are the most precious moments of his day, he just cannot be f**ked doing anything with them.

A CAT that refuses to eat dry food appears to have no qualms about enthusiastically licking its own anus.

A MAN who spent a fortune on a top-of-the-range outdoor jacuzzi insists on shoehorning it into every interaction.  

NEED to make everyone around you lose the will to live? Infuriating toddler James Bates explains how to push people over the edge.