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A WOMAN who spends 30 minutes a day writing her thoughts into a journal is still full of self-indulgent crap for all the remaining hours.

A FATHER who has read The Gruffalo every night for almost a year is now trapped in a trance with a thousand-yard stare.

PUBESCENT boys desperate for a hand-shandy are bearing the brunt of the toilet paper shortage, it has emerged.

ASTRONAUTS on the International Space Station have confirmed that the odour of a Lush shop can be detected 250 miles above the Earth’s surface.

DRIVING yourself mad trying to get to sleep? Why suffer alone? Here’s how to broadcast your insomnia to whoever shares your bed.

DO you love self-righteously explaining to people how their life would be less of a mess if they made small changes every day? Share these tips with them.

MIDDLE-CLASS families have cleared the shelves of cerebral board games as the coronavirus panic continues.

A WOMAN is spending the whole weekend watching what friends and acquaintances are doing this weekend, via her phone.

A CAT has perfected the art of self-care by devoting every second of her energies and time towards herself.

PUBS are a great place to for adults to relax but they also work as soft play areas for parents who don’t give a sh*t about other drinkers. Here’s how...