Lifestyle

JUST because universities are moving online doesn’t mean you can’t have a debauched Freshers’ Week. Here’s how to kick off your university experience from your childhood bedroom at your parents' house.

TOO OFTEN socialising means trying to avoid people you hate but find yourself stuck in the pub with anyway. Here are the worst.

A SELFISH brat of a woman has announced that she expects her birthday celebrations to last an entire bloody week.

ANXIOUS first-time parent? Here’s five essential bits of newborn kit from businesses who capitalising on your gullibility.

THE leaves are turning, the nights are drawing in, it will soon be f**king freezing. Try these excruciatingly obvious ways of adapting your wardrobe.

A WOMAN’S elderly parents have set out on a quest to replace a non-stick frying pan which could take weeks or even years.

FORGET about the loft conversion - sex caves are the new must-have middle-class interior space. Here’s how to make sure yours is better than everyone else’s:

ACROSS England, children are returning to school today. But not my children. Because they are better and more special than your children.

BIG Asdas have topped this year’s list of top holiday destinations because of their spacious car parks, friendly locals, and huge range of things that shut kids up.

FROM teenage policemen to reality TV, Britain is a terrible country to live in these days. 76-year-old Roy Hobbs lists a few of the problems.