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JUST got an eye-watering energy bill through your letterbox? Thinking of selling a kidney to pay it off? Get over the trauma and start recovering with these tips.

PARENTS think looking at photos of their newborn is a non-stop thrill ride, when in fact you’d rather be getting a root canal. Here’s how to end the ordeal quicker by pretending to enjoy it.

A WOMAN who considers horoscopes a load of horseshit believes her entire personality is down to her wizarding house from Hogwarts.

A WOMAN who has treated herself to a canine companion during lockdown has decided on one that is incredibly f**king ugly.

AN expert in three fields of geek subculture thinks of himself as a ‘triple threat’ to both fellow dorks and the hearts of women.

THE average house price in London is now £500,000 and that will only bag you a pokey little flat. Here are some better ways to spend your money.

THE £20-per-week rise in Universal Credit for the pandemic cannot last forever, because we do not deserve it. Here’s how to flash that cash while it lasts.

A COUPLE have bought a puppy so they finally have a legitimate excuse for giving up sex completely.

A FREE-THINKING woman making a bold statement with hair dye was gutted to see another woman with the same pink tint.

A MAN is wondering whether to throw his Lonely Planet guides away rather than allow them to mock him from the bookshelf.