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A WOMAN who spilt a full pint of milk onto carpet has set fire to her own home rather than deal with cleaning up the f**king mess.

DO you still have feelings of bitterness and resentment at not being bought certain highly desirable toys as a child? Read this list as a form of therapy.

BORED out of your mind? Starved of tittle-tattle? Here’s how to experience the incredible high of hearing gossip while you're shut indoors.

A WOMAN who has been called selfish for choosing not to have children has happily confirmed that that was the whole point of her decision.

IS watching hours of television a worthy achievement or a huge waste of time? The latter, obviously.

A WOMAN is getting through lockdown by following a rigorous and exhausting daily vaping routine.

RISHI Sunak’s new mortgage scheme could help younger people become smug homeowners. Here first-time buyer Charlotte Phelps is just f**king unbearable about it.

HAD a stressful day and looking to unwind? You’ll soon find these supposedly enjoyable activities are hugely overrated.

REACHING a key birthday like 18, 30 or 50 under national lockdown? Here’s how to do your best to celebrate. 

AS a pre-internet child in the 1980s it was easy to believe any rubbish your friends - or your dad - told you. Here are some nonsensical things you firmly believed in.