Lifestyle
HOMEWORKERS have admitted they cannot imagine wearing anything other than pyjamas or dressing gowns ever again.
DO you think the coronavirus suddenly doesn’t exist whenever you fancy a trip to B&Q? Here are some great ways to ignore lockdown when it suits you.
A WOMAN who attempted to cut her own fringe has told Britain there can be no relaxing of lockdown until 2021.
LAST week everyone was pretending to write a novel. This week they’re all pretending to be online learning. What should you claim to be enrolling on?
ARE your weeks blurring into one long snack-laden, news-addled pyjama fest, broken only by a few half-arsed attempts at work? Here’s how to change that.
PEOPLE who are having a 'really productive' lockdown have been told to shut the f**k up about it.
ARE you wearing a mask made out of an ironic 80s T-shirt while livestreaming baking organic vegan banana bread? Then you’re a coronavirus hipster.
AS spring bursts into bloom and lockdown rolls on, it’s time to think about the new season’s hot looks. What are you wearing in your hallway or kitchen?
A MAN on 80 per cent pay with no kids and a spacious garden is living like the f**king king of lockdown, he has confirmed.
CONSIDER the government’s social distancing advice to be for other people? Here’s how to be an ignorant twat about it.