Science & Technology

PEOPLE who want lots of stuff are more likely to have it than people who are not really that bothered, scientist have claimed.

SCIENTISTS have discovered the World of Work, previously believed to be just a phrase used by politicians and careers advisors.

UP to a million homes will need special filters to drown out the bragging of 4G phone owners.

A MAN has given birth to a baby, forcing his friends to pretend to be interested purely out of politeness.

THE latest batch of anti-virus software will break your computer even more thoroughly than previous versions, experts have warned.

THE latest version of Apple's tablet computer will have the personality of a syphilitic Victorian judge, it has emerged.

BRITAIN'S only hope for surviving the arctic conditions rests in weather-proof structures known as 'buildings', experts have claimed.

SCIENTISTS have been asked to confirm that they definitely said they could make brainguns and if so, when.

RIGHT-wingers are intelligent enough to know that everyone is ultimately a self-serving bastard, according to new research.

THIS year's snow is the same as last year's, it has been confirmed.