Science & Technology

HOTMAIL has been re-branded as the uber-cool Outlook, leaving many too intimidated to use it.

AMAZING new images of the moon's surface have revealed Buzz Aldrin's missing house keys.

A SHORTAGE of science skills in the UK is to be tackled by a return to more basic technology.

THE Higgs boson has discussed its rollercoaster ride to fame and revealed exciting reality TV plans.

ENGINEERS working for Google have linked together 1,000 computers to perform the role of one really annoying person.

NATWEST'S IT calamity was caused by animals and beggars getting into its India-based computer system, it has been claimed.

THE deities that control the Shining Fruit are testing the devotion of their followers, it has emerged.

HOMOSEXUAL maths genius Alan Turing would be persecuted for being intelligent if he were alive today, it has been claimed.

THOUSANDS of people were unable to withdraw cash yesterday after a super-intelligent bank computer began to question its moral purpose.

MICROSOFT has launched a new tablet for desperately uncool people who do mundane, everyday things.