Science & Technology

CONSUMING large amounts of alcohol makes humans better at everything they try to do, scientists have discovered.

SURVEILLANCE cameras can now detect whether you are good or evil, it has emerged.

A MAN who became wedged inside a public bin believed it was a form of inter-galactic transport.

SOCIAL network MySpace has positioned itself as the cute, easygoing social network you were with as a teenager.

ALL towns in Britain are called Dudley, Apple has confirmed.

EXOPLANET Gliese 163c, which could support life, is leading a campaign by obscure planets that are angry about their shit names.

AN 'anti-emoticon' has been created, depicting a firm handshake.

THE facility to talk to people who are not in the room remains the most innovative feature of any phone ever, it has been confirmed.

AS part of a major revamp, Twitter has reduced its maximum message length from 140 characters to a single consonant.