Science & Technology

SAMSUNG'S new Galaxy Gear watch is aimed at people who want to look like they are playing a kids' spy game, it has emerged.

THE reason dropped toast always lands on the buttered side is that everything is shit, according to scientists.

GROUNDBREAKING operating system Windows 95 has bought the market-leading Nokia 3210 to create a technological juggernaut.

3D IMAGERY of any kind has not been exciting since the 1983 film Jaws 3-D, it has been confirmed.

RESEARCHERS have found a man called Piers who seems normal.

VOYAGER 1 has expressed relief at being rid of the human race, as it leaves our solar system.

TRAVELLERS on a planned 'tubular transportation system' would be suffocated by human wind, it has been claimed.

TONIGHT'S meteor shower is essential viewing, according to carnivorous alien plants.

RICHARD Dawkins last night singled out one religion for being an enemy of human development and rational thought instead of every last one of them.