Science & Technology
Oldest sexy calendar gives insight into ancient garage workers
EXPERTS are analysing a 10,000 year old calendar to uncover the erotic preferences of ancient mechanics.
Children with three parents allowed to adapt Larkin poem
CHILDREN born using three-person IVF will be allowed to quote an adapted version of Philip Larkin's This Be the Verse.
Pope buys electric oboe
POPE Francis is to relaunch Christianity using state-of-the-art video software and an electronic wind instrument.
Flash Gordon to investigate unusual weather
AMERICAN football player Flash Gordon is to investigate the UK’s recent unusual weather.
Apple launches insipid music service
APPLE fans are to get a 24-hour stream of the dull, insipid folk and 'electronica' that they like via iTunes radio.
