Science & Technology

THE Sellafield nuclear plant has been closed so the reactor can be used to make a super-villain out of stolen Pope blood.

TALL researchers have concluded that short men are inferior in every possible way.

FEMALE scientists have unearthed a swarthy, blue-eyed Mesolithic hunter they believe was the first hot man.

SLOW internet speeds promote mindfulness and a love of nature, according to leading broadband companies.

A MAN who spent more than £50,000 on Bitcoins has embarked on a fresh attempt to explain them.

A SEX app for Google Glass is being hailed as a revolution in narcissism.

BIRDS have revealed they fly in a V-formation because it looks ‘classy’.

SAMSUNG has unveiled a bendable TV inspired by hallucinogens.

WORKERS have reported experiencing a reversal of time in the final hours before their Christmas break.

PETER Hitchens, the anti-drugs journalist, has been urged to try the teensiest bit of methamphetamine to prove his theory that addiction does not exist.