Science & Technology

TABLET computers have attacked their makers' obsession with slender bodies.

THE government is calling for a consensus on pretending a new high speed rail link will not be a gigantic waste of money.

A NEW internet browser automatically prevents users doing stupid things due to alcohol.

BRITAIN'S middle-aged people simply cannot get enough of leather smartphone cases.

DAVID Cameron is to reduce energy prices by giving every household a lump of radioactive material.

BUDGET supermarket Lidl has unveiled a tablet computer costing under thirteen pounds.

PEOPLE who oppose genetically modified rice are immoral, according to the world's largest sentient grain of rice.

THE 'cownut' is the latest advance in humanity's quest for doughnut variants.

ONE of Saturn's moons is a beach ball misplaced by a race of super-massive aliens.

LIGHT sabres will become a reality shortly after Star Wars has been completely ruined, it has emerged.