Science & Technology

Flash Gordon to investigate unusual weather

AMERICAN football player Flash Gordon is to investigate the UK’s recent unusual weather.

Apple launches insipid music service

APPLE fans are to get a 24-hour stream of the dull, insipid folk and 'electronica' that they like via iTunes radio.

Legal high industry running out of names

THE legal high industry is facing crisis as the stock of cool names for drugs approaches exhaustion.

Police set up fantasy avatar squad

POLICE have set up an avatar unit to tackle crime in online role-playing games.

New Xbox will revolutionise sitting on your fat arse

MICROSOFT'S Xbox One heralds the dawn of a new era in sitting on your fat lazy backside.

Increase in CO2 dismissed by CO2 deniers

RECORD levels of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere have been dismissed by people who do not believe the gas exists.

Slow computers just laid back

EASYGOING slow computers don't get why everyone is swearing at them.

Google Glass makes everything look like 'Knightmare'

GOOGLE'S computer glasses immerse the wearer in the fantasy world of children's TV show Knightmare, it has emerged.