Science & Technology

EARTH is the worst of 17 billion similar planets, according to a universe-wide survey.

YOU don't have to worry about anyone wanting to steal your Microsoft tablet, the corporation has claimed.

YOU don't need to be a so-called 'expert' to re-attach a hand, according to the Institute for Studies.

POOR people are to be operated remotely like an unmanned drone, the government has announced.

THE elusive feeling that makes a party really happen has been isolated and analysed by scientists, it has emerged.

THE Pope has followed up his first tweet by retweeting a picture of a man inserting his penis into a block of Swiss cheese.

PRIVATE trips to the moon will include a horrifying secret that changes everything.

EVERYONE is freaking out about their immune system, it has emerged.