Science & Technology

THE release of Snoop Dogg's 11th studio album is evidence of a link between marijuana use and prolific work rate, experts have claimed.

ELECTRONICS giant Sony has grudgingly responded to the British public's single question about its sophisticated new tablet computer.

THE mystic role of eggs in Easter is based on Christ's love of eating them, experts have claimed.

FERTILITY treatment that uses DNA from three parents will give ungrateful adolescents somebody else to wish death upon.

THE earliest known homosexual has been spotted by an archeologist's state-of-the-art gaydar.

APPLE'S revolutionary iPad 2 has been launched on its inevitable trajectory towards a big stinking crater full of broken and rotting things.

STEVE Jobs has announced his intention to trademark the alphabet.

MICRO-blogging site Twitter celebrated its fifth birthday yesterday by sounding exactly like a five-year-old.

NUCLEAR disasters can be caused by things other than lazy, inefficient communists, it has emerged.

THINGS that are not computers are little more than a tedious diversion from computers, according to new research.