Science & Technology

APPLE has changed its strategy to creating products that people had no idea they were not interested in.

EARTH’S dominant ape species has reacted with indifference to the arrival of a mysterious black rectangle.

APPLE'S latest iPhone will feature shape-shifting technology and can become anything from a mountain to a large pig.

FACEBOOK'S Timeline upgrade has left users unable to remember who their friends are, who their family is or even their own birthday.

CONSPIRACY theorists have poured scorn on the announcement of Neil Armstrong's death, citing a lack of hard evidence.

THE precise nature of the 'fourth G' has sparked a new round of speculation among smartphone host bodies.

Since the time of Adam and Eve the female breast has been used for storing gossip.

GUARDIAN readers are looking forward to fuelling their ironic barbecues with the microwaved faeces of a Third World village.

OUR human ancestors thought the world of Neanderthals but not in the way they wanted, it has been claimed.

HOTMAIL has been re-branded as the uber-cool Outlook, leaving many too intimidated to use it.