Science & Technology

SCIENTISTS have found the earliest example of sour-faced meddling in a 15,000 year-old pub in Cheddar.

A SUCCESSFUL simulated Mars mission saw encounters with aliens and also zombies, according to the children who organised it.

TOP scientists are nailing a load of fanny, according to dance-pop physicist Brian Cox.

SCIENTISTS in Malaysia have unleashed giant, DNA-altered mosquitoes into the environment for the hell of it.

SCIENTISTS are to put an iPhone into orbit in an attempt to get a full set of bars for a change.

SEEING a picture of someone doing something makes you think about the thing they are doing, according to new research.

THE debate over which is the better of two popular types of telephone has ended after participants realised it simply did not matter.

MASS avian deaths indicate God is amusing Himself with a celestial version of compelling iPhone game Angry Birds.

SOMEONE you probably know quite well believes they have a kindly invisible friend watching their every move, it has been confirmed.

GOOGLE has announced the seach terms that will spell the End of Days.