Science & Technology

SMARTPHONE users are on the verge of rioting after the games in the app 80s Shit Arcade Games were discovered to not be old.

CERN'S controversial neutrino experiment will be/has already been/is being rescheduled for last week, scientists have announced/will announce/are currently announcing.

APPLE'S latest smartphone has extreme right-wing views caused by prejudiced technology, it has been claimed.

HUMAN organs can now be used to keep beloved pets alive, vets have claimed.

MORK from Ork will blast your face off unless you reduce your average fuel consumption to 62 miles per gallon, scientists have warned.

THE decomposing corpse of a mystery creature is likely to remain unidentified after experts refused to go anywhere near it.

PEOPLE who own cutting-edge smartphones remain inexplicably pathetic, it has emerged.

PEOPLE with the browser Internet Explorer were last night told they were using it to 'explore' the 'internet'.

INTERNET users will be forced to reveal details of their pathetic lives in a new drive to stop them being ghastly.

NEPTUNE, eighth planet in the solar system, spent its first birthday orbiting the sun 'just like any other day’.