Science & Technology

SURVEILLANCE cameras can now detect whether you are good or evil, it has emerged.

A MAN who became wedged inside a public bin believed it was a form of inter-galactic transport.

SOCIAL network MySpace has positioned itself as the cute, easygoing social network you were with as a teenager.

ALL towns in Britain are called Dudley, Apple has confirmed.

EXOPLANET Gliese 163c, which could support life, is leading a campaign by obscure planets that are angry about their shit names.

AN 'anti-emoticon' has been created, depicting a firm handshake.

THE facility to talk to people who are not in the room remains the most innovative feature of any phone ever, it has been confirmed.

AS part of a major revamp, Twitter has reduced its maximum message length from 140 characters to a single consonant.

THE world will run out of cyberspace by the end of the week, it has emerged.