Science & Technology

ANYONE who tries to leave Facebook will be shot, Mark Zuckerberg said last night.

ADVANCES in food technology mean that pre-packed sandwiches can now retain their disappointingness for up to 14 days.

YOUR computers intends to strangle you while you sleep, experts have warned.

GENETICISTS have created a sheep that produces kebab meat, it emerged last night.

A NEW repellent designed to deter mosquitoes has given the insects an insatiable hunger for Geordies.

PROFESSOR Stephen Hawking has calculated that heaven does not exist.

THE Chromebook will remove the final place where consumers can try and hide from Google, the company has announced.

EXTRA-TERRESTRIALS living at the American military's secret containment facility must go out and earn their keep, it was announced last night.

THE release of Snoop Dogg's 11th studio album is evidence of a link between marijuana use and prolific work rate, experts have claimed.

ELECTRONICS giant Sony has grudgingly responded to the British public's single question about its sophisticated new tablet computer.