Science & Technology

APPLE'S revolutionary iPad 2 has been launched on its inevitable trajectory towards a big stinking crater full of broken and rotting things.

STEVE Jobs has announced his intention to trademark the alphabet.

MICRO-blogging site Twitter celebrated its fifth birthday yesterday by sounding exactly like a five-year-old.

NUCLEAR disasters can be caused by things other than lazy, inefficient communists, it has emerged.

THINGS that are not computers are little more than a tedious diversion from computers, according to new research.

SCIENTISTS have found the earliest example of sour-faced meddling in a 15,000 year-old pub in Cheddar.

A SUCCESSFUL simulated Mars mission saw encounters with aliens and also zombies, according to the children who organised it.

TOP scientists are nailing a load of fanny, according to dance-pop physicist Brian Cox.

SCIENTISTS in Malaysia have unleashed giant, DNA-altered mosquitoes into the environment for the hell of it.

SCIENTISTS are to put an iPhone into orbit in an attempt to get a full set of bars for a change.