Society

THRILLED at the idea of energy bills tumbling by the unimaginable sum of £426 a year? Calm down. Miserable realist Martin Bishop explains why it will change nothing.

BEING asked to do actual work? Then you get home and a friend only wants to go out for a f**king drink? Get out of it with these befogging phrases.

CURIOUS as to why women scuttle off to the bathroom in groups of eight? Wondering what they really get up to in there? Find out here.

POOR people should not have anything that make life enjoyable, and that includes food. Here is Ann Widdecombe’s guide to what they don’t deserve.

SALT-of-the-earth Northerners hate showing off. Yeah, right. Here are some of the weirder humblebrags about the North they're inexplicably proud of.

FEELING your age? Trying to believe you’re still youthful until you’re forced to interact with these mere children?

AS a summer of supporting our glorious Brexit by holidaying domestically looms, choose your destination by its honesty.

A FATHER from Lancashire has taken his family to London for the day so they can see the incredible prices.

A LANDLORD who owns 18 properties thinks renting is nothing more than throwing money down the drain.

THE UK has asked the King to not put them through a weekend of pageantry like that for at least another 25 years.