Society

A FATHER from Lancashire has taken his family to London for the day so they can see the incredible prices.

A LANDLORD who owns 18 properties thinks renting is nothing more than throwing money down the drain.

THE UK has asked the King to not put them through a weekend of pageantry like that for at least another 25 years.

NORTHERN towns and villages do their utmost to make themselves hostile environments for cosmopolitan southerners. Here’s how.

DESPITE repeated mentions of the Holy Spirit and higher powers, God has confirmed that today’s proceedings have bugger all to do with him.

TEENAGERS either stay indoors not getting enough fresh air or congregate wearing hoodies to do crime outside. So where should we allow them to go? Roy Hobbs believes these places and these places only.

THE new monarch would like you to promise to be loyal to him, but there are other uniquely British things you’d much rather swear allegiance to. Like these.

HOW have you, who were in no way a stereotype teenager, ended up with this grunting surly door-slammer? Why couldn’t your child follow your example?

THE balconies of an upscale apartment complex are the ideal location for all the owners' assorted crap, they have confirmed.

A WOMAN is struggling to book a holiday that meets a long list of contradictory requirements, she has confirmed.