Society

RISHI Sunak has asserted that despite 'woke' claims, there are just two genders – Southern men and Southern women.

CHILDREN named after characters from Game of Thrones are now old enough to be in secondary school, their teachers have confirmed.

THERE are virtually no men who are five feet and eleven inches tall, research has discovered.

FORMER biscuit manufacturer Lotus Biscoff has finally got around to launching a line of Lotus Biscoff-flavoured sexual lubricants.

SHOPPING at Waitrose is like getting tenderly robbed by a kindly middle-aged lady, the public has agreed.

ATTRACTIVE city dwellers are heading to the country for the weekend to show rural Tinder users what they are missing.

A MAN feels it was necessary for him to ding the ‘stop’ bell on a bus despite the driver neither needing him to nor appreciating it.

KEIR Starmer is stoking class war by threatening to make private schools pay VAT, the ungrateful peasant. Here is a short list of what those with Latin A-level have done for us.

THE intrigue of whether Josh from Hebden Bridge studies geography or natural sciences has its limits. Hit your fellow freshers with the real questions.

THE current condemnation of the 'noughties' will be nothing compared to the kicking the 2010s are in for when their time comes. Here’s why: