Society

NEARBY MILFs are gagging for you to look after their kids for a few hours so they can go out for a drink with their mates.

A SINGLE man who is unafraid to let adventure and experimentation into his sex life has masturbated in every room in his house.

OLDER generations have got it easy with their massive homes and life savings. Here’s why national service would sort them out.

IS your child’s school built with 40-year-old concrete on the verge of collapse? Please wait for a letter from your school’s headteacher to confirm.

POSH shoppers who would never normally be seen dead in a High Street chain store are greedily picking over the bones of discounted stock in Wilko.

ACCIDENTALLY locked eyes with a woman with her boob out and don’t know what to do? Follow this guide.

A WOMAN meeting the other close friends of a person she dearly cares about was horrified to discover they are all inconceivably dreadful.

PARENTS of children sent to private school are again interpreting today’s GCSE results as a sign they are naturally more intelligent.

STUCK in an airport terminal waiting for a plane that shows no sign of being announced? Keep your kids entertained by looking out for these sights.

YOU and your grandmother headed down to the park, hand-in-hand, to murder countless waterfowl. Add it to the list of your crimes.