Society

A 34-YEAR-OLD man has far more vivid recollections of the 1980s than his own formative decade the ‘noughties’.

BEFORE the internet gave us a bounteous supply of porn, violence and conspiracy theories, we had to have societal freak-outs about other things. Like these.

YOU know nothing about how anything works but want to show willing, so you embarass yourself by asking these pathetically ill-informed questions.

A COMMUTER has missed his stop and is travelling away from work after spontaneously and for no reason suffering an erection.

SMUG for too long, with their high house prices and better weather, Home Counties arseholes are now getting their comeuppance. Here’s how.

EVERY generation thinks their problems are unique. Here member of Generation Z Josh Hudson explains the woes of his cohort that old people like you will never understand.

COMMON courtesy costs nothing, but some people prefer the pathetic ego trip of throwing their weight around. Here are the pseudo-insults they mistake for ‘please’.

THE Metropolitan Police are taking a courageous stand against wokeness by being racist, sexist and homophobic.

A SON has got the nagging feeling that he has forgotten to do something important today, it has emerged.

ENGLISH pubs are today awash with tacky hijackings of hallowed Irish culture, it has emerged.