Society

IF you do not want to learn about the non-ending of your mum’s rambling anecdote, look away now.

A COUPLE kissing outside a Sainsbury’s Local are really putting the work in, passers-by have agreed.

ENGLAND loves to include all the nations of the UK in its narrative of patriotic success, but dare piss off the Home Counties and you’ll be instantly disowned.

IS a pregnant friend insisting on showing you their ultrasound scan? Here’s what you should definitely avoid saying.

AS Thames Water approaches collapse, hipster Londoners are paying £220 for reclaimed yew dowsing rods to find and tap wells.

IS it possible to have a wee in a gender neutral toilet without suddenly turning into a lady or getting accused of being a pervert? Surprisingly, yes. Here’s how.

WHENEVER your friend tells you he was shitfaced after drinking eight pints last night, you automatically halve it because he’s a liar. Here’s some more quick maths to get to the truth.

A SOCIAL media detective investigating the Bulley case has found incontrovertible proof that he is an idiotic, insensitive arsehole.

A WOMAN has come to the unwelcome conclusion that her childhood bully had a point because she was an annoying little shit.

A FATHER is eyeing his son’s unopened birthday present of Lego with a predatory glint in his eye and a readiness to pounce.