Society

A MISINFORMED white man believes the world only contains an array of people as part of a box-ticking diversity exercise, it has emerged.

SOME swear words are superior to others and should be protected at all costs for future generations to enjoy. Like these.

EVEN in years of Jubilees and funerals Jesus still has the Royals beaten hands down on bank holidays, he has boasted.

WILDFIRES and floods do not happen on schedule, so expect the government’s mobile phone emergency alert to go off at inconvenient times. Such as these.

DELUDED parents think a choice of university is based on the courses and quality of tuition. As if. These are the real reasons.

OLD people love bleating on about how the country's gone to the dogs. But which year do they think it started?

A MAN has cast a damning verdict on Sadiq Khan’s leadership as mayor of London, even though he lives in a different city 120 miles away.

A 34-YEAR-OLD man has far more vivid recollections of the 1980s than his own formative decade the ‘noughties’.

BEFORE the internet gave us a bounteous supply of porn, violence and conspiracy theories, we had to have societal freak-outs about other things. Like these.

YOU know nothing about how anything works but want to show willing, so you embarass yourself by asking these pathetically ill-informed questions.