Society

Straight white man working in shitty dead-end job keenly aware of his privilege

A CISHET white British man who works on a chicken farm is, like Harry Styles, fully aware of the winning hand life has dealt him.

Man too far into prejudiced opinion to laugh it off as a joke

A MAN has committed to an unfounded and narrow-minded belief so fully that he can no longer back out by saying it was a joke.

It would stop murder like it has in America: Five great reasons to bring back the death penalty

COMMON sense has finally prevailed after Tory deputy chair Lee Anderson said it was time to bring back capital punishment. Here are five solid reasons why a good hanging is just what this country needs.

Cyclist waving traffic past him managing to cause, solve and complicate problem

A CYCLIST with a long line of cars behind him is doing an excellent job of blocking traffic, trying to alleviate it, and confusing everyone in the process. 

Guardian readers' new gentrified activity is 'wild copulation'

MIDDLE-CLASS perverts are packing car parks in forests for their new obsession of ‘wild copulation’, formerly known as dogging.

Eleven everyday annoyances that should have gone back to normal after Covid but didn't

COVID was an excellent excuse to make things a pain in the arse and conveniently fail to return them to normal. This stuff is just like that now.

Man still unsure why he spent whole of school best mates with a twat

THIRTY years on, a man is wondering why he spent five years of secondary school best mates with a chronic knobhead.

Meals without the telly on: the signs you're lower middle class

TREADING the line between upper and lower middle class is a delicate act. Here are the things that will place you firmly at the bottom.  

How have you horrified your woke teenager this weekend?

YOUR 14-year-old is in her room, on FaceTime, telling her best friend in Florida she’s never met of your latest scandalous transgression. What is it this time?

Surrey man assumes anyone with a Northern accent is left-wing

A SOUTHERNER has been shocked to discover that not everyone from the soot-blackened, impoverished North is a dyed-in-the-wool socialist.