Society

LIFE contains delightful wonders, all vastly outweighed by the number of pissy little irritations that spoil it. Like these

YOUNG people demanding all exploitative sexual content be removed from the world can afford to be moralistic because they have infinite porn in their pockets.

A MAN who was the last to be chosen for PE teams is still exacting vengeance on everyone and everything 40 years later.

YOU reckon you’re a great driver but you never look in your mirrors and often ignore the speed limit. Here’s how you’d instantly fail your test if you took it now.

THE latest dickish and pathetic fad for men is sorting themselves into categories depending on how manly they think they are. Like these.

GETTING a bus? You’d better hope it’s not already been colonised by a group of schoolkids. Here’s why you should be very afraid.

THE wokerati blame the UK’s massive problems on Brexit and the Tories while any sane person knows these are the real issues, writes Roy Hobbs, aged 64.

YOU might be a progressive tofu-eating Guardian reader, but do you know how to support straight white men? Become an ally to this un-marginalised group with this guide.

BREXIT is often blamed for Britain’s woes, but only because they’re its fault. However there are still some things that cannot be pinned on our decision to leave the EU.