Society

OLDER generations have got it easy with their massive homes and life savings. Here’s why national service would sort them out.

IS your child’s school built with 40-year-old concrete on the verge of collapse? Please wait for a letter from your school’s headteacher to confirm.

POSH shoppers who would never normally be seen dead in a High Street chain store are greedily picking over the bones of discounted stock in Wilko.

ACCIDENTALLY locked eyes with a woman with her boob out and don’t know what to do? Follow this guide.

A WOMAN meeting the other close friends of a person she dearly cares about was horrified to discover they are all inconceivably dreadful.

PARENTS of children sent to private school are again interpreting today’s GCSE results as a sign they are naturally more intelligent.

STUCK in an airport terminal waiting for a plane that shows no sign of being announced? Keep your kids entertained by looking out for these sights.

YOU and your grandmother headed down to the park, hand-in-hand, to murder countless waterfowl. Add it to the list of your crimes.

MANKIND faces its greatest crisis ever - cultural climate change, or ‘wokeness’, which threatens to destroy civilisation as we know it. Here’s what we must do to avert catastrophe.

TEENAGERS who have achieved high grades in their A-levels are excited to go to university and rack up tens of thousands of pounds of debt.