Society

IT’S Blue Monday, the most depressing day of the year! But are you celebrating it in the right spirit or ruining it by feeling occasionally cheerful?

POPPING into Tesco for a few bits now costs at least 40 quid and there is nothing you can do about it.

SOME moments of unadulterated joy are lost in time forever. Such as your dad buying a toasted sandwich maker in the 1980s. Here are many more that Gen Z have missed out on.

TA-DAAAAH! Yep, you thought I was a mere smart meter, your energy usage calculating pal, but actually I’m a prepayment meter!

THE stupidest breeds of dog have been announced, but is your imbecile of a man’s best friend among them?

YOU only learned what ‘goblin mode’ is when pensioners did, and now everyone’s swapping new terminology and you’re nodding like a dickhead at these.

ALL of London’s 12 remaining public toilets will be dismantled and moved to Doncaster as part of the government’s ‘levelling up’ plans to boost the regions.

THE kids would be back at school already if it wasn’t for the pesky inset day. But what are the teachers actually doing during their training?

A MAN who has been dragged to a social event by his wife has silently expressed his need for help from the other side of the room, it has emerged.

A PAIR of grandparents have reacted with disbelief and anger upon being gifted a school photo of their grandchild, it has emerged.