Society

WITH Charles becoming King, lots of previously unquestioned aspects of British life will change. These five will take some getting used to.

REPUBLICANS have announced plans to keep their f**king heads down for the next couple of weeks until this shitstorm blows itself out.

IT’S said Britain does pomp and ceremony well, but we’re even better at being weird when the famous pass on. These are the typically abnormal responses.

THE nation is likely to lose its shit in a variety of expected and unexpected ways over the next few days, experts have confirmed.

THE start of the school year is a competition and I am winning. Follow my example but do not expect to live up to it.

THINKING of checking how little money you have? Prepare yourself for the shock, trauma and grief with these tips.

A NEW school year has begun, but it will be weeks before anyone learns anything because the first day in the classroom does not count.

IN the modern age, we should be better than mocking accents. But whose fault is it? Ours, or regional simpletons with funny voices? Here’s a top ten rundown.

ARE you too affluent to be genuinely worried about energy costs, but want to join in the drama? Here middle class mum Charlotte Phelps explains how to pretend to worry.

A QUARTER-CENTURY on from the death of the Princess of Wales, the UK is still coughing and avoiding the subject when asked about its behaviour that week.