Society

A NORTHERNER from near Leeds has had his Northern credentials challenged by a colleague from Newcastle. 

MANY everyday phrases you use are, on closer inspection, just a random collection of meaningless words thrown together. Like these deeply confusing sayings. 

YOU have woken up and, as an ordinary, hard-working Briton, are furious with the boss of a union that’s on strike. But which one?

ANTISOCIAL teenage snowmen are roaming the streets in packs kicking humans over and laughing, it has emerged.

SNOW is so rare and unprecedented in Britain that it sparks reactions of confusion, hysteria and wide-eyed excitement. Look out for these.

NEED to stir up some resentment for the opposition ahead of tonight’s match? Historian Denys Finch Hatton explains the reasons to hate England’s longtime enemy.

PARENTS have told their school’s PTA that they will happily give them £100 now in order for them to f**k off for the rest of December.

THE city of York is poncey, up its own arse, and makes the rest of Yorkshire look silly, real Northerners have confirmed.

MEN are often accused of being uncaring and thoughtless. Here are five examples that prove otherwise, sort of.

THERE’S increased activity near your home, and you suspect that it may be an infestation of builders. These are the signs.