Society

BEING an amateur twat is easy, but if you want to go professional you need a host of qualifications, like these.

A MAN from Hull is proud of his tap water's high mineral content, it has emerged.

EVERYTHING can always get so much worse, Britons have been forcibly reminded by events.

A DRIVER has been left enraged by a cyclist’s repeated efforts to avoid getting hit by a car, it has emerged.

DESPERATELY searching for any possible route onto the property ladder? Desperate enough to try one of these?

A PROGRESSIVE builder is only yelling compliments at passing women for their personality and political activism, rather than looks.

THE air circulating in buses, trains and trams is nearly three-quarters anal emissions, a new study has revealed.

YOUR old man has come out with some wild claims over the years, but is there any truth to them? Find out:

A RETIRED grandmother is unable to look after her daughter's children due to a National Trust visit that cannot be postponed.

ADVERTISING is the most noble art form known to man, but occasionally lets itself down with cheap gimmicks.