Society

THINKING of checking how little money you have? Prepare yourself for the shock, trauma and grief with these tips.

A NEW school year has begun, but it will be weeks before anyone learns anything because the first day in the classroom does not count.

IN the modern age, we should be better than mocking accents. But whose fault is it? Ours, or regional simpletons with funny voices? Here’s a top ten rundown.

ARE you too affluent to be genuinely worried about energy costs, but want to join in the drama? Here middle class mum Charlotte Phelps explains how to pretend to worry.

A QUARTER-CENTURY on from the death of the Princess of Wales, the UK is still coughing and avoiding the subject when asked about its behaviour that week.

TELL a lie big enough and people will believe it, Goebbels said, but if you tell a small, pathetic lie nobody will even bother to check.

THE UK has wiped its brow with relief that the energy price cap is keeping bill increases at an affordable level.

WORRIED you might be a lower middle class arsehole without the education of the proper middle class or the life experience of the working class? Read our checklist and find out.

THE GCSE pass rate has fallen dramatically from the last two years, when teachers made it up.

AS justice secretary, it’s my role to protect valued members of society and their second homes. This can only be achieved by scrapping justice entirely.