Society

ZOOLOGISTS have discovered that bears are in fact men in furry costumes, and not animals as had been previously thought.

A TRAGIC man is planning to do his weekly big shop on a Saturday night because that is when the supermarket will be its quietest.

YES, I have made billions of pounds in profits. No, I cannot chuck a few quid towards your massive energy bill. Let me explain why.

THE Tory leadership contest will soon be decided by the white, retired grassroots. So who are these key voters? Here party members Roy and Barbara Hobbs describe a typical day.

THE best things in life are free, it’s claimed, but hotel Bibles are both free and crap. Gratis stuff, ranked...

THE summer holidays have begun, ruining these locations for the next six weeks. Stay the f**k away.

ONE of benefits of having children is boosting your own status with pretentious, aspirational middle names. Try cursing them with these before they’re old enough to get a deed poll.

PEOPLE currently regret things like spending all their time at work, but in the future the young, online Generation Z will have its own problems. Such as these.

NOT sure if you are burning in the eternal flames of damnation or merely at your nan's house? Find out with our quiz.

TODAY the UK is to attempt to visit a beach, open-air pool or country park only to discover the wankers have got there first.