Society

NO PIECE of entertainment can compete with whatever the stranger sitting next to you is looking at on their phone, it has been confirmed.

A BANK has asked a customer to visit a branch that closed years ago with a utility bill he does not possess, it has emerged.

A MOTHER without pity or mercy expects other mums and dads to stay and celebrate her child's birthday party, it has emerged.

THE UK is offhandedly accepting frequent rail service closures as if they had been putting up with them as long as they remember.

THE idiot Brexit bastards who run our country will not be happy until they have replicated every aspect of life during World War Two.

ENERGY rationing could lead to blackouts this winter. Here are the awful positive spins the papers will inevitably try to put on them.

IT'S crucial to remember that people in shops and cafes are being paid to be nice to you. Here are five you definitely shouldn’t hit on.

BRITAIN’S top earners have been devastated by the government’s craven U-turn on the 45p tax rate. Comfort them with these words.

A PRE-OWNED coat in the window of a London charity shop is being sold at a price higher than new coats retail for.

A NEWBORN baby boy is bawling at the top of his lungs because he has been birthed to awful parents, it has emerged.