Society

ONCE, the South Yorkshire town of Cleckburton was a thriving industrial hub. Today its shops are boarded up and there are no job, hopes or prospects for its inhabitants.

THE amount it costs to be alive in Britain does not offer value for money, it has been confirmed.

DO you have an unbreakable bond of friendship with a mate from school you can’t stand? This is how he’ll plague you until your dying day.

METAL bowls filled with tap water have been placed on pavements outside cafes for the benefit of minimum wage workers toiling away in the heat.

A MIDDLE-CLASS family have nothing but sympathy for the plight of those poor people visiting Aldi, which they believe is a food bank.

CHILDREN do thick things, for thick reasons. Here are some of the densest excuses you used to justify your behaviour as a child.

TRYING to get somewhere? Stuck a human cosplaying as a tortoise? Survive the ordeal with these tips.

A MAN has confirmed that it is impossible for him to be a misogynist as he is related to and has lived with several women.

2022 has passed its joyful halfway point and only gets worse from now on, everyone has realised.

WOMEN never start wars, say patronising men who believe they are being complimentary. Along with these classic generalisations about the ladies.