Society

The middle class guide to feeling great about donating to food banks

WANT to feel good about yourself but can’t be arsed with yoga? Here Waitrose shopper Charlotte Phelps explains why she’s never felt better since discovering her local food bank.

Kilts, neeps, Wet Wet Wet: five questionable Scottish inventions

FROM television to shortbread, the Scottish have invented some truly wonderful things. But here are five that should remain north of the border.

Completing a ski season: qualifications to prove you're a professional twat

BEING an amateur twat is easy, but if you want to go professional you need a host of qualifications, like these.

Hull man proud of how hard his tap water is

A MAN from Hull is proud of his tap water's high mineral content, it has emerged.

It can always get worse

EVERYTHING can always get so much worse, Britons have been forcibly reminded by events.

Cyclist infuriates driver by trying not to get run over

A DRIVER has been left enraged by a cyclist’s repeated efforts to avoid getting hit by a car, it has emerged.

Become a vicar: last-ditch ways to crack the housing market

DESPERATELY searching for any possible route onto the property ladder? Desperate enough to try one of these?

Woke builder cat-calls women based on how beautiful they are inside

A PROGRESSIVE builder is only yelling compliments at passing women for their personality and political activism, rather than looks.

Air on public transport 72 per cent flatulence

THE air circulating in buses, trains and trams is nearly three-quarters anal emissions, a new study has revealed.

All the bullshit your dad's ever said fact-checked

YOUR old man has come out with some wild claims over the years, but is there any truth to them? Find out: