Society

BRITAIN’S top earners have been devastated by the government’s craven U-turn on the 45p tax rate. Comfort them with these words.

A PRE-OWNED coat in the window of a London charity shop is being sold at a price higher than new coats retail for.

A NEWBORN baby boy is bawling at the top of his lungs because he has been birthed to awful parents, it has emerged.

AN OBNOXIOUS group of self-described 'lads' have confused irritating banter with offensive hate speech, it has been confirmed.

IS someone you know infuriatingly indifferent about Britain's economy, or maybe a head-in-the-sand Tory? Here’s how to explain in language they’ll understand.

YES, this week has seen the pound fall in value and the housing market tank, but I’m still going to vote Tory because I like the misery.

MILLENNIALS are innocently asking their elders if everything is okay with their enormous mortgages after all this interest business.

YOUR mum's telling you about someone, you drifted off thinking about Wagon Wheels, and now you've no idea who. It's probably one of these.

INTEREST rates are expected to go up by 0.75 per cent today - the biggest increase since 1989. How will that f**k up you up specifically?

THE government’s decision to cap wholesale energy prices will only lead to half of UK businesses going bankrupt, it has been confirmed.