Society
DO you live somewhere with a stupid and, frankly, poncy name? Here are six insufferably pretentious town names that need to get a grip on themselves.
A WOMAN who is keen to support her local economy does so by frequenting the Starbucks near her house.
YOUR teenage child has informed you that your parenting is senselessly restrictive compared to the parenting of their peers, who are allowed to do the following.
NO PIECE of entertainment can compete with whatever the stranger sitting next to you is looking at on their phone, it has been confirmed.
A BANK has asked a customer to visit a branch that closed years ago with a utility bill he does not possess, it has emerged.
A MOTHER without pity or mercy expects other mums and dads to stay and celebrate her child's birthday party, it has emerged.
THE UK is offhandedly accepting frequent rail service closures as if they had been putting up with them as long as they remember.
THE idiot Brexit bastards who run our country will not be happy until they have replicated every aspect of life during World War Two.
ENERGY rationing could lead to blackouts this winter. Here are the awful positive spins the papers will inevitably try to put on them.
IT'S crucial to remember that people in shops and cafes are being paid to be nice to you. Here are five you definitely shouldn’t hit on.