Society

Cyclist infuriates driver by trying not to get run over

A DRIVER has been left enraged by a cyclist’s repeated efforts to avoid getting hit by a car, it has emerged.

Become a vicar: last-ditch ways to crack the housing market

DESPERATELY searching for any possible route onto the property ladder? Desperate enough to try one of these?

Woke builder cat-calls women based on how beautiful they are inside

A PROGRESSIVE builder is only yelling compliments at passing women for their personality and political activism, rather than looks.

Air on public transport 72 per cent flatulence

THE air circulating in buses, trains and trams is nearly three-quarters anal emissions, a new study has revealed.

All the bullshit your dad's ever said fact-checked

YOUR old man has come out with some wild claims over the years, but is there any truth to them? Find out:

Retired grandmother can't help with childcare because of urgent National Trust visit

A RETIRED grandmother is unable to look after her daughter's children due to a National Trust visit that cannot be postponed.

A Yorkshireman doing spoken-word poetry: signs an advert is a pile of wank

ADVERTISING is the most noble art form known to man, but occasionally lets itself down with cheap gimmicks.

Phones, TV, underwear: items you own that prove you can’t be poor

EVERYONE is banging on about austerity 2.0 but all I see is people swanning around with fancy gadgets. Here I, Roy Hobbs, explain how you can't be struggling if you own these things.

Therapy an absolute must, say people it doesn't appear to have helped

PEOPLE who have not benefited from therapy insist it is something everybody should try, it has emerged.

The patriarchy and other things progressive young people assume you haven't heard of

YOUNG liberals are much more progressive than you because they're experts in these things, which they arrogantly assume you've never heard of.