Society

THE price of basic foodstuffs like bread, cereal and bacon have skyrocketed due to a man leaving Aldi and popping into M&S.

A PARK bench has been recognised with a formal plaque as the place where a man first experienced fellatio.

WHETHER scum, parasites or bastards, there are few professions lower than the landlord. Here are the varieties they come in, in descending order.

YOUR parents have a delicate relationship with modern technology. Here is how they will make a phone call even worse when the signal drops.

MOST pubs are perfectly adequate, but some have added extras that elevate them to another level. Like these.

YOU can’t even mention children without someone online accusing you of being a wrong ‘un these days. Here’s how to handle it.

ARE you unsure whether your collection of dolls based on crude racial stereotypes is offensive? After a row about golliwogs in a pub in Essex, here’s how to tell.

THE creators of the Bible have admitted that they were on incredible amounts of hallucinogens when they penned it.

A MISINFORMED white man believes the world only contains an array of people as part of a box-ticking diversity exercise, it has emerged.

SOME swear words are superior to others and should be protected at all costs for future generations to enjoy. Like these.