Society

YOU have woken up and, as an ordinary, hard-working Briton, are furious with the boss of a union that’s on strike. But which one?

ANTISOCIAL teenage snowmen are roaming the streets in packs kicking humans over and laughing, it has emerged.

SNOW is so rare and unprecedented in Britain that it sparks reactions of confusion, hysteria and wide-eyed excitement. Look out for these.

NEED to stir up some resentment for the opposition ahead of tonight’s match? Historian Denys Finch Hatton explains the reasons to hate England’s longtime enemy.

PARENTS have told their school’s PTA that they will happily give them £100 now in order for them to f**k off for the rest of December.

THE city of York is poncey, up its own arse, and makes the rest of Yorkshire look silly, real Northerners have confirmed.

MEN are often accused of being uncaring and thoughtless. Here are five examples that prove otherwise, sort of.

THERE’S increased activity near your home, and you suspect that it may be an infestation of builders. These are the signs.

YOUR own children, thanks to good genes and excellent parenting, are great. Other people’s children, by contrast, always disappoint for these reasons.

SURE, there were only five cars in the car park, and I could have parked in 280 other places so you didn’t have to squeeze in through your driver’s door. But I had a good reason for parking right next to you.