Society

LONDON’S population of twats has finally stabilised after years of unprecedented skyrocketing, it has been confirmed.

LEFT-HANDED people have finally confessed that they do it deliberately for attention.

LIFE can make you feel powerless, so sometimes it's nice to offer up a tiny act of rebellion. Here are five incredibly lame ones…

AN adult man who thought he was still down with the kids has finally lost the remaining, insubstantial grasp he had on youth culture.

TOP GCSE grades are an impressive achievement for students but deathly dull to everyone else. These people don’t care if someone got a 9 or a 1.

TEACHERS have announced they will be outside schools all day with big baskets brimming with GCSEs so come and grab as many as you want.

WANT to make someone’s life a misery? These pointers will make inflicting suffering on heroes of the pandemic who can’t answer back that much easier.

AN A-LEVEL student who received a B grade in further maths will be regarded as a complete and utter failure forever.

YOUNG? Worried you'll be renting forever? You're not thinking about the rich and varied possibilities for home ownership right in front of your eyes.

UNSURE if you've accidentally stumbled into a working class area? If a middle class person describes it as any of these, the answer is yes.