Society

LIKE to pepper conversation with unpleasant, graphic references? Here’s a few that prove you really are a coarse bastard.

THE nineties weren’t all cheap housing and guilt-free FHM purchases. These are the intolerable hardships kids back then suffered.

DO you see opinion polls and wonder what the f**k is wrong with people? These results make you despair.

A MORON Londoner is learning to drive in the belief it will get her around the city faster.

NOT enough news happens each week to fill a local paper. That's why they lose their shit over these boring stories.

A BANK has explained to a woman paying out £950 per month on rent that she cannot afford a £550 mortgage because she does not have any spare money.

ARE you stupid in real life? Want to feel briefly intelligent? Simply do these obnoxious internet things.

A MOTORIST on the M5 believes himself engaged in a battle of minds and cars with another driver who has entirely failed to notice him.

WANT normal products but in spooky packaging? Supermarkets have got you covered with this Halloween-themed shit.

GET in the mood for Halloween with these spine-chilling tales. Just don’t think about them too deeply or you’ll realise they’re bollocks.