Society

WE all want a better world. But we must strive for it without upsetting older, wealthier, whiter people, or indeed anyone at all. Here is the sensible liberal’s guide to protest.

THE British public have become familiar with American put-downs, but do they do the job as well their British alternatives? Let’s find out.

BRITAIN is governed with the sole aim of appeasing red-faced drivers with high blood pressure, it has been confirmed.

A RETIREE is unable to rest because he is tormented by visions of homeworkers mocking him with their easy lives.

NOT one single person, from one-year-olds to 100-year-olds, enjoys the part of their birthday where everyone sings Happy Birthday, it has emerged.

KNOW a woman in the prime of life? Looking for conversation topics that will piss her off no end?

ST George’s Day - it’s the most important day of the year for every Englishman and woman. But are your plans extravagant enough? Read our checklist and avoid being a traitor to your nation.

WE supposedly live in a classless society. So why then does class tension come bubbling dangerously close to the surface during the most mundane events?

BEEN invited to a wedding? These are the honest reasons you cannot be bothered to go versus what you will actually say.

SOCIAL distancing is long gone, meaning your personal space is wide open. Watch out for these people who will invade it.