Society

THE average woman feels guilty approximately 327 times every 24 hours or 13.62 time every hour, new research has found.

FOLLOWING Brexit and Covid, traditional Christmas markets are now a grumpy bastard from Walsall selling cans of Carling out of a shed. 

SOURCES have confirmed that it may technically still be November but you might as well face the facts: it is f**king Christmas and there is no point pretending otherwise.

DESPITE having left school many, many years ago, there are still some absolutely useless pieces of learning clogging up your brain...

AS Conservative MP for Don Valley, I’m an expert in crime, terrorism, and declining masculinity caused by Doctor Who. Here’s how they correspond:

MORONS love to try and sound like professional psychiatrists by bandying about psychological terms they don’t understand. Here are some of the more annoying ones.

EVERYONE in Britain have been told to stop banging on about how knackered they are because so is everyone else.

NEW social care laws mean your elderly parents will have to sell their home to pay for their care, unless they live in the South-East. Care minister Gillian Keegan explains how to hang onto your inheritance.

LOOKING for a Christmas gift for that person who has it all? Pile of stinking manure salesman Martin Bishop explains why it’s this year’s hottest gift.

YOUR barista is not making a pass at you, sorry. But kid yourself they are by taking this quiz.