Society

TOO unsurprised to be properly pissed off by yet another f**king Tory lockdown party? Build your anger stamina with these tips.

POLICE at Downing Street completely failed to spot 100 staffers with eight-packs of Stella in blue plastic bags getting shitfaced in the garden. What else did they miss?

REMEMBER when you thought you’d die of something cool, and not from a sedentary lifestyle and poor genes? You were convinced these five things would kill you.

WITH all relatives and friends met and all obligations discharged, the entire UK is not open to seeing any f**ker this weekend.

PEOPLE love to complain about how bad they have it, especially pricks who've been handed everything on a platter. Here's what they enjoy whining about.

CHRISTIAN bakers are bravely holding out against making cakes for gay people. As the ECHR drops a case against two of them, godly baker Martin Bishop explains how to keep your cakes straight.

THE 'Colston Four' being cleared of criminal damage spells the end of our once great country. Here gammon Roy Hobbs explains why.

A COMPLETE and total dickhead actually has big hopes for the coming year.

CHRISTMAS is a time for doing things you’ve done so many times before that you hate them. Here are some traditions you’d love to see the back of.

AN ARTIFICIAL Christmas tree is jealous of real Christmas trees because they are allowed to die.