Society

A COUPLE with a huge mortgage have realised their parents will not pass on their inheritance money before they have paid it off themselves.

BRITAIN’S furiously anti-immigration voters are already enthusiastically backing Priti Patel’s Rwanda scheme. Here’s how to get Tory types and empathy-free bastards on board with such plans.

THE price of everything is going up at 1992 levels. If only rampant inflation and these other things stayed in the Nineties.

HAVE you noticed that the Daily Mail keeps using certain phrases to try and convince you they’re a real thing? Here’s some of their irritating linguistic programming.

A YOUNG couple are striving to shed their working-class roots and bring a brand new, middle-class awfulness into their lives.

PARENTS have always f**ked up but it's only now that they are part of a WhatsApp group desperate to point out their failures. Here's what you'll get wrong this week.

AN aunt has decided now is the perfect time to click 'like' on a Facebook photo originally posted in 2011.

NAMING a child is difficult. Did your parents save time and effort by giving you an unimaginative moniker? Find out.

SPEAKING up is always a bad idea. These six occasions taught you not to run your mouth the hard way.

A TOWN whose entire economy relies on the money brought in by tourists absolutely hates them, it has been confirmed.