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METROPOLITAN police chief Cressida Dick has resigned after achieving her dream of creating a utopian crime-free London. 

A GUARDIAN-READING couple decided it was time for their 12-year-old daughter to have a painfully right-on talk about contemporary gender issues.

YOUR parents had some strange rules that made no sense whatsoever. Here are the ones that probably turned you into the neurotic psychological mess you are today.

WANT to live a selfish twat’s life and looking for some homespun wisdom to support it? These little sayings should help.

BROADCASTING your life via Instagram automatically makes you a f**kwit. But which kind are you? Find out.

YOU used to dread becoming your parents, but why? Their lifestyle has perks you'll never achieve.

IT’S accepted that language changes and evolves. But that doesn’t mean we should start taking this vocabularic wankery seriously:

METROPOLITAN police officers have once again struggled to tell the difference between banter and hideous hate speech. Here’s how to tell.

SUDDENLY finding yourself in proximity to a northerner can be an agitating experience. But run or engage in combat?

PEOPLE who like calling others 'sheeple' don’t get their information from the mainstream media. They use these highly reliable sources instead.