A 49-YEAR-OLD Brexiter has justified saying ‘we’ won World War Two by claiming he remembers the fighting from inside his grandfather’s left boll*ck.
THE two opposing forces in Britain’s seaside towns have agreed a bloody showdown to sort out who is boss once and for all.
THE spiders living in a suburban house have broken their truce with the human co-occupants by entering the forbidden zone of the bedroom.
DONALD Trump has pressed the large fake red button that the CIA told him would set off nuclear weapons eight times this week.
BACK in 1945 Britain beat Nazi Germany, with only nominal help from the USA and Russia. And today, there are more Britons who believe they would single-handedly defeat the Nazis then ever before. But would we?
NATIONAL Service in the armed forces should be reinstated immediately, according to dense people who have not thought it through.
A FORTUNE-TELLING fish from a Christmas cracker just hopes that this year someone heeds its dire warnings of what is to come.
A WOMAN who finishes the ends of her friends' sentences is on fucking thin ice, it has been confirmed.
BRITISH soldiers stormed the beaches of Normandy for people who like to have a good moan about teenagers and modern life in general, they have confirmed.
Brexiters and Remainers celebrate Christmas truce with football match which then goes horribly wrong
BREXITERS and remainers set aside their differences yesterday for a festive football match which then descended into a foul mouthed argument.
RIGHT-wingers are furious after an organisation that wants to prevent cataclysmic violent death was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.
MORONS have been reminded that Britain actually fought Nazis during the war.