War

SWEDEN has dropped depth charges in three squares of the Baltic in an attempt to hit a Russian submarine.

THE Speaker of the House has stuck on his special war compilation CD to get ministers fired up.

BRITAIN has launched a series of no-nonsense, testosterone-fuelled infographics against ISIS.

SCOTTISH independence, ISIS, the Ebola virus and the performance of Chetna on The Great British Bake-Off are all significant risks to global security.

NEW US airstrikes on Syria will restore peace in the region with no further complications, rubble or death.

NATO has agreed to provide arms to radical Islamic group ISIL in the hope they can halt the spread of ISIS.

THE dictator who presided over the Third Reich was just like Hitler, it has been claimed.

THE Army is kicking in doors across Britain today in the search for extreme vacuum cleaners.

AGGRESSIVE swans are to replace Britain’s nuclear arsenal.

THE London art installation commemorating the First World War is being used as a beacon by an approaching alien armada.